The King and the Woman

See the running of the king,
I think he’s angry at the swing.

He finds it hard to see the lion,
Overshadowed by the funny ion.

Who is that skipping near the bear?
I think she’d like to eat the gear.

She is but a silly woman,
Admired as she sits upon a Trueman.

Her thoughtful car is just an ache,
It needs no gas, it runs on shake.

She’s not alone, she brings a pen,
a pet bear, and lots of hen.

The bear likes to chase a horse,
Especially one that’s in the course.

The king shudders at the gorgeous girlfriend
He wants to leave but she wants the bend.

P.S. Nah, I am not high. I am just writing shitty poems now! Bless you.


Author: Lovey Chaudhary

A few things about me, I strive to influence mindsets through unabashed and powerful writing that can empathize with the contrarian viewpoint. I can be mostly found in chaotic thoughts of life, death, and everything in-between. I am doomed to an eternal existential crisis. The only thing I like more than a good joke, is a bad one.

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        1. Hahaha…I am totally relaxed doing poems too. Hence, the result. Jokes apart, it’s a self-fulfilling prophecy.
          Why publish only the good and polished stuff all the time? It’s time to take a break and be a little free flowing and fun. 🙂

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    1. You caught me, Jenny. Thanks for paying attention and catching me live in action. It was a little bleh at the end of the last year so we are going to keep it a little light-hearted and fun as we approach towards the end of 2017 this time. Enjoy upcoming shittier poems, Jenny. I would sleep gleaming if I could you make smile.


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